Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm at about main and main street
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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