Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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