Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I touched a dick in church today
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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