just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
North Korea, Best Korea!
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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