I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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