You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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