in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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