So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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