This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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