shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
