So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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