Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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