I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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