We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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