I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I love you.
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