can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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