I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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