we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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