is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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