I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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