her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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