All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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