girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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