i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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