How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Found your dick twin last night
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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