I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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