Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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