so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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