Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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