Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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