And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Found your dick twin last night
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
