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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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