Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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