We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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