Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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