One girl and one boy is just not enough.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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