i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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