you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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