They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The power of my boobs compel you
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
