hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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