she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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