Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I have aggressive nipples.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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