Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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