areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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