You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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