Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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