i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i think i have herpe
just one?
she looked like the before picture.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
