My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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