I can tuck mytits in my pants
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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