u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I want her autograph on my taint
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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