doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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