Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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