it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
