I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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