It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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