dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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