Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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