Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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